I was going through some of my son’s old school work from last year and I found his creative writing folder. There’s some pretty funny stuff in here, let me tell ya…
Why my son wouldn’t ever want to be a Pirate
I would not want to be a pirate because they are smelly, they never brush their teeth, and they never take a bath. I do not want to be a pirate because they are always on a boat and I would be sea sick. I do not want to be a pirate because they do nothing but look for treasure. I would rather give the treasure to the poor. I do not want to be a pirate because they are jerks, they are rude, and they steal.
I don’t know about anyone else, but that is just too cute. 
That is pretty cute! And his reasons are pretty good too.
LOL. Thanks.. I thought so too.
That’s adorable. Pirates ARRRRRRRRR sexy if you think of POTC hehehe. I like that photo there, looks like the Captain Morgan rum pirate. Mmmm rum…
Awww. So friggin’ cute. It sounds like he really knows his business when it comes to pirates. Haha.