Creative Writing
I was going through some of my son’s old school work from last year and I found his creative writing folder. There’s some pretty funny stuff in here, let me tell ya…
Why my son wouldn’t ever want to be a Pirate
I would not want to be a pirate because they are smelly, they never brush their teeth, and they never take a bath. I do not want to be a pirate because they are always on a boat and I would be sea sick. I do not want to be a pirate because they do nothing but look for treasure. I would rather give the treasure to the poor. I do not want to be a pirate because they are jerks, they are rude, and they steal.
I don’t know about anyone else, but that is just too cute. 
Commenters: Heather, Julie, Maria
